How Not to Market Your Brand, Friday Edition

It's Friday, so time for another edition of Brand Bites, starting with Foot Locker UK going all S&M for sneaker fetishists, above. Also:

- A tip (make that "plea") to brand marketers: Don't use Hitler to sell your clothing line to teens - or anyone, for that matter.

- China is not a huge fan of the iPhone. WSJ ponders why.

- Panera Bread tests eatery with a unique pricing model: free.

- An angry dad's open letter to Pampers' beleaguered PR team.

- India's new anti-smoking ads: Influential or insane?

- Judge says "Victor's Secret" sex shop is cheeky, but a trademark violation. No word on Victoria Secret's Twitter page.

- Wild birds deem organic movement for the birds.

- First YouTube viral hit to hit the big screen: Winnebago Man, opening July 9th. Warning: it's "colorful" (NSFW, profane).

- Adobe software ads that should be.

- Product naming FAIL: Would you carry a Schitbag?

- Cool packaging, questionable name. That's Effen Vodka.

- Marc Jacobs promotes his men's fragrance. In the buff.

- Dodge Caravan's new "Turncoat" commercial, below, leaves viewers saying "?!"